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i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

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get to know me meme: {3/10} current celebrity crushes: Theo James

"It’s just straight vodka in the morning." - Theo James


pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

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(Source: eliandclare)

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a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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I want to be as happy as this dog

(Source: thatnutcray, via abbreviateddaylight)



cute underwear is the best cure all for low self esteem


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“It went from butterflies fluttering in my stomach to bees stinging in my heart.”

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" And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. "

- Anaïs Nin (via feellng)

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how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me

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Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

(Source: enlightened-globetrotter, via thenorthern-lights)